Fortune Cookies Strain Review – Bonza Blog

Fortune Cookies does not let people know the future. Instead, what it does is bring good fortune. It thrusts users into a state of productivity, a predicted aftereffect of its stimulating head high even as the buds are broken apart and lit up.

The daring treat crumbles both the body and mind with delight. As demeanors turn for the better, the high delivers a hypnotizing crunch that intensifies with each toke. Its honeyed smoke entices further interest as it explodes in the palate with a sweet goodness.

Comprised of an all-star lineage, this strain grabs attention with the cookie dough flavors and full-bodied relaxation of GSC, formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies. Its pungent herbal twist, on the other hand, is from none other than the backbone of West Coast strains, the stress-crushing OG Kush.

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Both parents passed on highly coveted traits such as a mind-warping buzz paired with a tranquilizing body high. However, it is Fortune Cookies’ THC levels of 24% that completely set it apart from other strains.

Fortune Cookies Strain Quick Facts
Genetic Lineage Girl Scout Cookies x OG Kush
Sativa / Indica Ratio 70/30
THC % 24%
CBD % Up to 1%
Climate Mediterranean climate
Flowering Period 8 to 9 weeks / Late September to early October
Average Yield 400 g/sqm / 500 g/plant

Odor and Flavors

Fresh from the oven, Fortune Cookies releases sweetly warm notes into the air. A whiff suggests it is heavily coated with caramelized sugar dusted with the zesty qualities of lemon skin. The fumes are deliciously invigorating but a puff of its smoke adds an unpredictable sour punch. Undertones of damp earth, however, keep it from being sickly saccharine.


Good times await the day when Fortune Cookies is used in the morning. As alluded to earlier, its high THC levels boost moods through a euphoric head high that lasts for hours. Caution is necessary when taking a bite of this tough cookie though. While it usually takes the mind on a dreamy cerebral journey, a little over too much can stir the mind with quick racing thoughts.

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During the onset, it sets a positive tone after a few puffs of its its tangy, mouth-watering smoke. It ushers in cheerful vibrations from head-to-toe that uplift spirits. Activities prepared for the day are approached with enthusiasm as senses are heightened. It also adds a bit of oomph to grateful moods by sprinkling it with its elating touch.

Gradually, a heavy-bodied buzz creeps in as hours pass after the initial head rush. The sensation is a similar to a light pressure trickling down from the temples and surging through the muscles. Depending on the dosage, the effects are either melt the body in gooey goodness or knock users out in a potency-induced coma. Regardless, it will soothe the arms and limbs until it starts to feel weighed down and the desire to be productive is replaced by a need to sit back and chill.

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Adverse Reactions

Regardless of experience, the intensity of Fortune Cookies will not sit well with users who over consume the strain beyond tolerance. In worst case scenarios, it can develop into anxiety or paranoia. Most of the time, however, it only causes a temporary dizziness. Still, one must be cautious when dosing with the strain.

A less unavoidable reaction to the strain is a cottonmouth. It is usually brought about by moisture-inhibiting cannabinoids that interfere with the production of saliva. Often, too, it is accompanied by dry eyes. Though both last for hours, the ache can be appeased by staying hydrated throughout the day.

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Medical Use and Benefits

Packed with an impressive amount of cannabinoids, this desert-like herb promises good fortune to patients with its wide-reaching effects. Not only that, but a flavor-packed, mood-enriching and muscle-relaxing combination provides relief to various symptoms of mental and physical health afflictions.

High levels of THC assure the mind is swept away in psychoactive glee that steers thoughts to an optimistic direction. As daily stressors are momentarily forgotten, it calms the overwhelming dread of work or anxiety. Meanwhile, its anti-depressant properties take people away from their own mental prison and onto a brighter, happier place albeit temporarily.

One of the best times to use Fortune Cookies is right before a meal. Apart from bringing smiles to the table, it encourages a hearty appetite by stimulating the stomach. At the same time, it relieves aches in the area.

As the high wears on, a warm tingling sensation travels down and wraps the body in relaxation. It softens tightness in the muscles and releases tension around inflamed areas that, if left unattended, can trigger pain signals. With aches eminently eased by its painkilling prowess, expect to be lulled into a deep sleep.

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Growing Fortune Cookies

A visual stunner, Fortune Cookies also takes pride in its low-maintenance personality. It is highly adaptable to various environments, adjusting well either in hydroponics or organic soil. A big reason is its natural resistance to common molds and mildews, making it a great introductory plant.

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It grows at a medium to tall build of 200 cm, requiring extra steps such as pruning to control it in tight spaces indoors. Trimming will also improve nutrient distribution by removing dead branches or leaves which the plant wastes its energy on trying to revive. This will also revamp light and air circulation among the lower nodes.

On that note, its indoor flowering time usually takes about 8 to 9 weeks before producing 400 grams of buds per square meter. To improve on its flavors and scents, growers may opt to use soil.

For this reason, the plant produces tastier buds when grown outdoors in either farms or gardens. Moreover, the open space allows it to stretch to its heart’s delight while soaking the rich sun of a Mediterranean climate. When it is kept away from rain or frost, growers will reap a bountiful harvest of 500 grams of fresh buds per plant around late September or early October.

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