Cookie Monster Strain Review – Bonza Blog

When one thinks of Cookie Monster, one remembers the adorable muppet from Sesame Street. Its cannabis counterpart, however, has very little to do with the children’s icon and more of its iconic lineage and monstrous potency.

Its Indica-leaning properties are commendable and can be tracked back to the Girl Scout Cookies lineage. From the latter, Cookie Monster also gained its sweet smoke that delivers a heavy-hitting but relaxing effects. Meanwhile, OG Kush, arguably the most well-known cannabis in the world, improves upon its initial onset by sharpening a dull mind with its colorful alteration of the senses.

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From its uplifting onset to its grounding descent from euphoria, a whirlwind of pleasing and blissful moments with Cookie Monster. The lemon-scented buds start off by launching the mind on a flight to cloud nine, away from the pain. Meanwhile, its soothing body buzz delivers users from physical ailments.

Cookie Monster Strain Quick Facts
Genetic Lineage Girl Scout Cookies x OG Kush
Sativa / Indica Ratio 20/80
THC % 17% to 24%
CBD % 0.6%
Climate Mediterranean climate
Flowering Period 8 to 9 weeks / Mid to late October
Average Yield 500 to 650 g/sqm / 600 g/plant

Odor and Flavors

Cookie Monster emits a pungent odor thanks to its potent levels of THC. There is a subtle sweetness that boasts a hint of ripe lemon and undertones of pine. Drawn in, the woodiness is overpowered by a strong overtone of mint which leaves a cooling, slightly aftertaste on the exhale.


The high starts in the head with an uplifting rush of euphoria. It spreads through the body, tackling tense muscles with its warm soothing buzz. In doing so, it leaves users feeling happy especially as the pain or stress leaves.

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The behavioral change is immediate especially as perception shifts. A pep in each step accompanies the upbeat mood. It lasts for long so one may relish in the blissful mood. Though subtle, the mental stimulation is also quite hunger-inducing. As such, it is best to have some snacks prepared before curling up with a book in hand or watching some movies.

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After a few hours, the initial mental effects lose its traction. This is not to say it leaves the mind fully. Rather, a body buzz that was once creeping in the background gradually intensifies and overtakes one’s attention. It sinks users into a relaxing stone as a light pressure relieves the muscles of tension or tightness. In time, its sedative grip strengthens until users eventually fall in a deep slumber.

Arguably, the best time to use Cookie Monster is a few hours before bedtime. It veers foul moods with just a simple euphoric switch while inducing a relaxing body stone that totally puts one in the mood for sleep.

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Adverse Reactions

Normally, it also causes an apparent cottonmouth along with dry eyes. Both of which can be eased by maintaining hydration throughout the day.

In high doses, Cookie Monster can overwhelm the mind with its strong head rush. There is a brief dizziness that can trigger anxiety. If users continue to use the bud, it can develop into a subtle feeling of paranoia. This is especially true for users who are prone to such issues as the herb can aggravate it. For this reason, one should start slow and build up dosage.

Medical Use and Benefits

Cookie Monster, like the cartoon character, bring delight to a great variety of people. Not only does it temporarily help patients forget about problems, it also alleviates a multitude of ailments through its THC, CBD, and other cannabinoids.

It brings a calming uplifting buzz that act as an effective anti-depressant and stress-relieving alternative. The upbeat mood encourages patients to take on the day with a clarifying euphoria instead of suffering more from one’s previous mental and physical fatigues.

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It keeps mood swings on track too while rekindling a hearty appetite. For this reason, it is a great companion to cancer patients who are suffering from the nauseating aftereffects of chemotherapy. Apart from taking away the distaste in one’s mouth, it also leaves one feeling free of pain.

Its powerful Indica-leaning properties delivers a body-numbing buzz that helps appease chronic pain from uncontrollable spasms, backaches, migraines, or arthritis. In effectively relaxing the body and lightening the burden of such conditions, users easily slip into a state of drowsiness that eventually leads to a deep slumber.

Growing Cookie Monster

The major challenge that growers face when cultivating Cookie Monster is getting ahold of it. An absolutely elusive plant, one will need to search far and wide for a dispensary that sells its rare seeds or obtain clippings from a mature plant.

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With that said, the plant has a typical Indica structure with a medium height. It is easy to top for growing spaces with low vertical space. One will have to prune it often to provide proper air and light circulation among the lower canopy. This will also provide proper ventilation to keep humidity from rotting its leaves, buds, and roots.

Cultivated indoors, one may choose between soil or hydroponics. The former enhances flavors while the latter produces cleaner buds. Regardless, pairing it with the Sea of Green method, as well as other Low-Stress Training techniques, will encourage better yields. Its odor as it matures is pleasant, but hard to mask. In keeping a low profile, investing in carbon air filters is recommended. After 8 to 9 weeks of flowering, it produces 500 to 650 grams of buds per square meter.

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A Mediterranean climate is essential when growing the plant in gardens or farms. However, it will thrive in the colder regions of the northern hemisphere. In such conditions, it will flower between the middle of to the last week of October with each plant yielding at least 600 grams of buds.
buds per plant.

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